I always love to jack off. And how I do it all depends on the mood im in.

So one night I was particularly horny, and as I went to lay in my bed for the night I started to stroke my cock. As I got closer to cumming I got a craving for something in my ass. So I tried to find something shaped like a dick, I had a couple items, such as a drum stick, a couple brushes (I would have used the handles) and other things like that. But as I searched my last droor I found a novelty angels base ball bat the end was the perfect size, is was the size of an average hard dick.

So I began to stroke my cock back up to full mast, and I proceded to put a condom on the wooden bat. I used extra lubed condoms, because I like to ram it in and out really fast. I got on my knees on my bed and I placed the condom side of the bat against my ass and I began to rub it around and tease my ass hole.

I soon slipped it in my ass and I began to slowly lift my ass up and down on he hard shaft. I slowly started to move up and down faster and faster. I soon found myself jumping my ass up and down as fast as I could. I began to moan in orgasmic bliss.

I got so horny that I couldn"t help but finish the job off and stroke my cock. And I soon found myself laying on my back with the bat it my ass beating my cock. I then slid halfway off my bed with my shoulder blades on the groun feet in the air.

With my cock dangling in front of me I kept stroking it untill I began to cum. The first burst went strait in my mouth, as well as the second burst, the third burst hit my cheek, and the small fourth burst landed right on my tounge. I wanted more cum so I squeeze the rest of my cum out of my dick and it fell right into my cum filled mouth.

I continued to slosh my jizz around in my mouth, and I proceeded to swallow it.

Ever since then I use my bat to fuck myself and I cum in my own mouth.