Amoungst the thick green fields of Camp Congrass are some of the most annoying counselors EVER! Why you may ask, becaudse for one thing is that the most arrogant and self-obssesed counselor, Mike. Mike is 5" 10" and is definatley a ladies man. (Which in fact makes him a homophobe) He likes to score the women, get his too high of a salary, and waste time poisoning the youth of America. He teaches his camper about how popular kids are the best people while freaks (gays) should basically burn in hell. He knows he"s the best and struts his body around for all to admire. He"s got a nice beach tan (due to being @ the pool ALL the time), sexy wavey dirty blonde hair, has a nice six pack and biceps, and a nice white ass to melt your heart away. (If his killer smile doesn"t do it for ya)

Well his daily excerise is to bully his nerdy co-workers and "borow" into the lost and found for things he might like. After that he just chills and sometimes encourage kids to fight. He collects his pay at the end of the day a fucks one his many girlfriends at home and hits the clubs. In general: Mikes a douche who"s gonna get it. Ya see, his nerdy co-workers saved their salaries to buy the most agressive dominater EVER! They tell him their plans and let him go to work.

After Mikes day of "work" he goes to the pool and swims laps until everyones gone so he can raid the kitchen of its food and take some one of the camps limos for his clubbing later on. After he showers off and head to get his towel a loud thud catches Mikes attention. "Who the fucks there!" He shouts knowing he"s not alone. He puts on his boxers (blue and white stripes and two sizes too small) and walks out to see the noise. "Look up douchebag" and Mike looks up and hears another thud. <%PART%>

Mike wakes up a realizes he"s tied up to the flag pole. He tries to scream but realizes its sueless because of his boxers are a gag. He hear footsteps and sees a pair of black leater boots. "Well hello little puusy boy! I"ve got a suprise for you! Some of your "friends" tell me you like to suck thick cocks. Is it ture? You love being a cocksucking bitch douchebag!" Mike looks up and sees a huge man with a burly face accompanied buy a thich brown beard and scars all over. He is then put on an open-moth gag to replace his boxers "trust me bitch, you won"t be needing your panties anytime soon." Mike then feels a weird crawling sensation on his tounge. He look at his mouth and sees a huge beatle and starts to scream. "You seem not too fond of my beatle juice, eh oy!" The master then slaps his face forcing the beatle to fly elsewhere. He then puts his ass on Mikes face and forces him to lick it.